All of us have heard the election rhetoric, “ Osama bin Laden is dead” but most of us do not realize that there is another Osama taking his place.

The old Osama was cunning and sly.

The new Osama is cunning and sly.

The old Osama had a minion of followers.

The new Osama has a minion of followers.

The old Osama had a plan of destruction.

The new Osama has a plan of destruction.

The old Osama had a phalanx ready to fall on their swords for his ideology.

The new Osama has a phalanx ready to fall on their swords for his ideology.

The old Osama wanted to inflict pain on western culture.

The new Osama wants to inflict pain on western culture.

The old Osama threatened and intimidated.

The new Osama threatens and intimidates.

The old Osama refused to negotiate.

The new Osama refuses to negotiate.

The old Osama promised his followers a heavenly reward.

The new Osama promises his followers an earthly reward and immunity.

The old Osama lived in the middle east.

The new Osama lives in Washington, D.C.